This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.
—Psalm 118:24
I've got a smile for everyone I meet,
Long as you don't try dragging my bay
Or dropping a bomb on my street.
—Middle of the Road, the Pretenders
So who says committing Bible verses to memory is hard? I thought the second one was easy to remember, but the first one has got to be easier.
I'm one of THOSE people. The kind that gets up in a good mood, a smile on my face, that Psalm verse in my head, singing in the shower (if you can call that singing) and when somebody tells me to have a nice day I think "I already am!" I've got a smile for everybody, which probably causes some of them to think I'm simple or something, not that it bothers me any.
It's easy for me to smile all the time. The obviousness aside, I know my place in life. Some people are big wheels. Some are small cogs in a big machine. I'm happy being the spot of grease that makes things run a little easier. Like I said, I smile at strangers on the street, (and some of them really need that!), open doors, and do small things that make people's day a little easier, maybe a little better. You'll never find my name in the news, and I prefer it that way. There are a lot of us in the world, and some day you're having it rough, try to remember one of them.
—Psalm 118:24
I've got a smile for everyone I meet,
Long as you don't try dragging my bay
Or dropping a bomb on my street.
—Middle of the Road, the Pretenders
So who says committing Bible verses to memory is hard? I thought the second one was easy to remember, but the first one has got to be easier.
I'm one of THOSE people. The kind that gets up in a good mood, a smile on my face, that Psalm verse in my head, singing in the shower (if you can call that singing) and when somebody tells me to have a nice day I think "I already am!" I've got a smile for everybody, which probably causes some of them to think I'm simple or something, not that it bothers me any.
It's easy for me to smile all the time. The obviousness aside, I know my place in life. Some people are big wheels. Some are small cogs in a big machine. I'm happy being the spot of grease that makes things run a little easier. Like I said, I smile at strangers on the street, (and some of them really need that!), open doors, and do small things that make people's day a little easier, maybe a little better. You'll never find my name in the news, and I prefer it that way. There are a lot of us in the world, and some day you're having it rough, try to remember one of them.
Some Amusing Thoughts
1. Save the whales. Collect them, and trade them with your friends!
2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
18. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
19. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
20. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
21. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
22. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
23. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
